Patrick: Hey Michal
Me: Nope I don’t want it
Patrick: Hey Michal
Me: I swear Patrick I’ll kill you
Patrick: Hey Michal thank you for buying us scotch
Me: Please don’t mention it 
Patrick: Come here come on
Me: I will literally kill you
Patrick: Just a little one
Me: Nope
Patrick: *Grabs hold of my neck*
Patrick: *Mouth rape*

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