#omg  

Also I tried to watch Australian football and..

what’s…

happening?

Also I had a cavity filled today (lol get your mind out of the gutter) and my mouth is still numb and I can’t feel my nose.

Thank goodness nothing important happened on my birthday…

September 4th:

  1. Beyonce was born
  2. Steve Irwin died
#sobs  #:'(  

He’s going to murder me tonight.

Sometimes I wish I had a flagella. Especially a peritrichous one. Imagine? Having all these tentacle-like structures coming out of everywhere? I could literally not use my legs to walk anymore. Fan-fucking-tastic. 

Confession

I spelled ‘External Categories’ in my notes as

'External Chatagories'

what.

Know all these drugs by tomorrow morning? Sure. Def. you got it.

#sob  

All my friends getting married and having kids and I’m just over here like should I put pants on today?

Fuck fucking fuck.